April 2010
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Gollum and Samwise Gamgee
- Gollum: What's it doing?! Stupid, fat hobbit! You ruins it!
- Sam: What's to ruin? There was hardly any meat on them. What we need is a few good taters.
- Gollum: What's "taters", precious? What's "taters", eh?
- Sam: Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
- [Gollum spits.]
- Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
- Gollum: Oh yes, we could! Spoiling nice fish! Give it to us raw, and wriggling! You keep nasty chips!
- Sam: ...You're hopeless.
I really wish people would be a little more considerate.
Treat people how you would like to be treated.
“When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.”
—Buddha (via reluctantbuddha) (via quote-book)